This is an actual snippet from the actual dinner table conversation that went on in my house last night.
C: have you seen the new Rory and Tiger commercial?
Me: no I haven't why?
(pulls up YouTube. and I'm thinking ok, crap, now I have to watch the commercial and try to look interested)
C: see it's really kind of funny how the media and the public are trying to make it look like there's a rivalry going on between these two guys.
M: staring blankly. Trying to remember to blink and look alive.
C: I mean, there actually IS a friendship and that's real. they just played together for the first time last year and they truly are friends now. But the press is trying to make it look like a rivalry.
M: like Britney and Christina.
..crickets...
C: have you seen the new Rory and Tiger commercial?
Me: no I haven't why?
(pulls up YouTube. and I'm thinking ok, crap, now I have to watch the commercial and try to look interested)
C: see it's really kind of funny how the media and the public are trying to make it look like there's a rivalry going on between these two guys.
M: staring blankly. Trying to remember to blink and look alive.
C: I mean, there actually IS a friendship and that's real. they just played together for the first time last year and they truly are friends now. But the press is trying to make it look like a rivalry.
M: like Britney and Christina.
..crickets...
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